New Simpson classic line on Christianity

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:47 pm

While pulling a typical prank, Bart accidentally knocks Martin Prince over the edge of a cliff. Believing him dead, Bart bemoans, “Martin was just like Jesus, only real”.

Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:14 am

Sweet.

Master of Logic Joined: Oct 04, 2003 Posts: 9384

I love the episode where Homer gets smart and is sitting at his desk with a calculator and pen and glasses and is crunching numbers while Ned is standing behind him, "Looks like I proved that there is no god".

Ned, "Can't let this little doozy get out"

I also like the one where Ned discovers that Maggie hasn't been baptized and panics and calls Lovejoy on speed dial.

Lovejoy, annoyed, "Ned, isn't there some other religion you could try out?"

Newbie Joined: Feb 26, 2008 Posts: 13 Location: Aurora, IL

Yay the Simpsons! Ok geeky fangirl moment over.

"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!" Homer J. Simpson

I love that line soooo much.

Graduate Thinker Joined: Mar 26, 2008 Posts: 525

I like the one where Homer says to Flanders "can it, God-boy!"

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:40 am

Moonstruck wrote:

"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!" Homer J. Simpson

I love that line soooo much.

ROFL! Got my laugh of the day.

Confident Learner Joined: Dec 05, 2005 Posts: 72

Of course, you can never forget the classic line from the Simpson Movie:
Homer flipping frantically through the pages of the bible: "This book has no answers!"

Loved it

Master of Logic Joined: Oct 04, 2003 Posts: 9384

PhatSoul wrote:

Of course, you can never forget the classic line from the Simpson Movie:
Homer flipping frantically through the pages of the bible: "This book has no answers!"

Loved it

I have got to rent that movie just for that line.


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