Chapters include: "How Fast Can Angels Fly?" "Satan Bakes A Cake," "Satan Cause of Bad Grammar," "Where is The Bible Belt," "Should Angels Be Allowed to Vote," "Things To Do In The Bible Belt," "Things Not To Do In The Bible Belt," "Tall Tales of Christian Tattoos," "The Atheist Diet," and "Tall Tales of Apple Pie."
Atheists in the Bible Belt
Contrary to popular opinion atheists are popular in the Bible Belt.
"We love atheists in the bible belt", says Luke Browning. "We hunt them for their fur. Keeps us warm in the winter. Grandma Reynolds needs just six more pelts before you can get a full-length coat. If you see a big hairy beast, please point him out."
"I am a fisherman of men. Last week I caught me a big-mouth Baptist, a striped Episcopalian, a speckled Lutheran and a wall-eyed Catholic with a double chin. It's all in the wrist, you know."
How Fast Can Angels Fly?
In Bristol, Tennessee angels have been clocked at over 60 mph and probably hit 90-100 mph in glides and swoops. The angels have been observed over the city and out at Watauga Lake. They fly as high up 1 to 1/2 miles high, but usually less, around 2-3,000 feet or so.
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I might just look for that book.
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