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MockingGods
Philosophical Prodigy
Joined: Nov 14, 2002
Posts: 4039
Location: USA
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Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:47 pm |
 
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While pulling a typical prank, Bart accidentally knocks Martin Prince over the edge of a cliff. Believing him dead, Bart bemoans, “Martin was just like Jesus, only real”.
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clitlicker
Confident Learner
Joined: Nov 11, 2002
Posts: 61
Location: USA state of Alabama
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:14 am |
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Brian37
Master of Logic
Joined: Oct 04, 2003
Posts: 9384
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:06 pm |
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I love the episode where Homer gets smart and is sitting at his desk with a calculator and pen and glasses and is crunching numbers while Ned is standing behind him, "Looks like I proved that there is no god".
Ned, "Can't let this little doozy get out"
I also like the one where Ned discovers that Maggie hasn't been baptized and panics and calls Lovejoy on speed dial.
Lovejoy, annoyed, "Ned, isn't there some other religion you could try out?" |
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Moonstruck
Newbie
Joined: Feb 26, 2008
Posts: 13
Location: Aurora, IL
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Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:13 pm |
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Yay the Simpsons! Ok geeky fangirl moment over.
"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!" Homer J. Simpson
I love that line soooo much. |
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Cygnus
Graduate Thinker
Joined: Mar 26, 2008
Posts: 550
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Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:03 pm |
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I like the one where Homer says to Flanders "can it, God-boy!" |
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Hurtman2000
Grand Poster
Joined: Aug 31, 2005
Posts: 1606
Location: Las Vegas
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Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:40 am |
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PhatSoul
Confident Learner
Joined: Dec 05, 2005
Posts: 72
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Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:13 am |
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Of course, you can never forget the classic line from the Simpson Movie:
Homer flipping frantically through the pages of the bible: "This book has no answers!"
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Brian37
Master of Logic
Joined: Oct 04, 2003
Posts: 9384
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Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:21 am |
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Of course, you can never forget the classic line from the Simpson Movie:
Homer flipping frantically through the pages of the bible: "This book has no answers!"
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I have got to rent that movie just for that line. |
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