Good for Toys for Tots.

Intern Joined: Oct 26, 2003 Posts: 242 Location: Arizona

At least one company gets it.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15717485&GT1=8717

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:42 pm

"Merry Christmas Timmy!
Now what must you do to get into heaven?
No, the answer isn't play with your toy truck..."

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:39 am

Those are almost as funny as the figurines of Jesus playing soccer or helping a kid shoot free throws (see catholicshopper.com-- they're amazingly funny)

There was a group--now called the Yes Men and infamous for corporate pranks such as the "executive leisure suit" and posing as executives from Dow-Corning-- called the Barbie Liberation Front who--get this-- bought talking Barbies and takling G. I. Joes then EXCHANGED THE VOICE BOXES then droplifted them (the opposite of shopliftiung in which one alters a product then anonymously leas it on the store shelves). Children were stunned to hear G. I. Joe say "let's go shopping!" or "math is hard" (actual Barbie statements, by the way) while Barbie barked "kill them all!"

Someone should try this with talking Jeebus...

(footage of the BLF in action can be seen in the documentary "Sonic Outlaws". The Yes Men occasionally pop up in the news and did so about six months ago with a stunt in which they popped up at a convention and displayed plans for a ball-like flotation device for executives to save themselves while the flunkies drowned...)

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:29 am

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while Barbie barked "kill them all!"

Someone should try this with talking Jeebus...

Actually Christians should be happy to have a talking Jesus that says kill them all.

"Those that do not wish to have me as king, bring them before me and slay them all"

Intern Joined: Oct 26, 2003 Posts: 242 Location: Arizona

I hear now Toys for Tots have reversed their decision.

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:36 pm

If we must have talking bible dolls, lets have realistic ones. For example, a Moses doll that says "People who don't obey god will eat their own children, and not share!"

Deuteronomy 28 verses 15 & 54-57

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:32 am

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kmisho wrote:

If we must have talking bible dolls, lets have realistic ones. For example, a Moses doll that says "People who don't obey god will eat their own children, and not share!"

Deuteronomy 28 verses 15 & 54-57

OH LETS GO THERE!

How about a doll that turns into a pillar of salt?

A giant fish with Jonah swallowing action?

A Mel Gibson limited action figure of Jesus with spurting blood action!

Noah’s ark, (each species sold separately)

Adam and Eve figures with forbidden fruit swallowing action.

Serpent/donkey with talking action

Moses the soldier with virgin raping, pillaging genocide action!

Virgin Mary with action chastity belt/belly rising action.

Jesus collectible figure with water to wine action….(must be 21 with valid I.D.)

Sodom and Gomorrah action set (lighter fluid sold separately)

Tower of Babel action set with crumbling walls.

Drunken Lot with daughter poking action.

Empty tomb play set, with rising Jesus.

And a big empty box of god!

Intern Joined: Oct 26, 2003 Posts: 242 Location: Arizona

How about one of God throwing Dung. As per Malachi 2:3.

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:20 am

satansballs wrote:

How about one of God throwing Dung. As per Malachi 2:3.

A God-doll with 14 year old married virgin raping action.

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:24 am

rickcopeland648 wrote:

Those are almost as funny as the figurines of Jesus playing soccer or helping a kid shoot free throws (see catholicshopper.com-- they're amazingly funny)

Oh man, I want the karate one, so I can put a balloon over Jesus saying "Kick his ass lol"

satansballs wrote:

I hear now Toys for Tots have reversed their decision.

Oh man, you're right. Idiots.
http://business.bostonherald.com/businessNews/view.bg?articleid=167703

Quote:

Toys for Tots has decided to put the Christ doll back into Christmas, after all.

Reversing a move the Herald and other media outlets reported earlier this week, the charity has agreed to accept 4,000 talking Jesus dolls from a California toymaker.

[snip]

But Bennie Becker of the Jewish War Veterans’ Braintree Post said the dolls should have gone to church groups to begin with, not to a Marine-run charity.

“There are certainly enough churches that could have (distributed) them,” he said.

Yes, and one wonders why the toy company didn't solicit only Christian charities to begin with. Oh, I forgot, it's the constitutional right of Christians to convert the heathen, forcibly if necessary. Remember the words of James Madison:

Quote:

Jesus-uh demandzuh that we remove the demonic influences that the liberalzuh, the homoseshuls, and the feminists have inflicted upon our great nation, praise Jesusuh.

...no wait, that wasn't James Madison; that was one of these fuckheads. Fuck.


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