To our Christian Readers:

So you're ready for the Rapture. But what about your Beloved Animal Companion? After all you don't want your sweet cuddly precious running around lose on the great day of God's wrath. do you? Not to worry, we'll take good care of them. Who are we? We are Eternally Earth Bound Pets USA. We are Animal Loving Atheists, and while you're on your knees at the throne of the Lord worshipping him for all Eternity. We will be giving your pet all the love in this Life we can muster.  So before that final Trump sounds, check out Eternally Earth Bound Pets. Because sadly, Rover doesn't Rapture.