Example: Thank you Lord for allowing an atheist like me to exist and continue to show your flock what a ridiculous idea you are.
I was a kid when I wrote this so give me some slack. I'm just posting this for historical purposes.
- Thank you Lord, for making my life hard and miserable.
- Thank you, Oh lord, for allowing me to be raped. I'm sure I deserved it.
- Thank you Lord, for taking my two daughters away from me. They were only two years old.
- Thank you Lord, for giving my granddaughter the flu that took her life.
- Thank you Lord, for killing that poor man driving home from the store trying to feed his family. That plane crashing into him was assuredly your divine holy will.
- Thank you Lord, for giving my poor 62-year-old grandmother breast cancer. She died in great pain.
- Thank you Lord, for creating the Jeffrey Dahmers of the world. I'm sure there is a divine unseen purpose for their existence.
- Thank you Lord, for creating Hitler. Even though you knew he would kill six-million Jews, his existence was simply your all-good will as well.
- Thank you Lord, for creating vast differences in race and culture. I find it odd however, that you forgot to give most people the ability to appreciate diversity. I guess you wanted racism.
- Thank you Lord the author of confusion, for not giving atheists the evidence you know they need to know you exist. Thanks to your mercifulness they are still going to hell.
- Thank you Lord, for creating Hell. I guess there is an unknown reason why you simply just don't create those you know are going to hell?
- Thank you Lord, for all the evil in the world. Isaiah 45:6,7. Some say we have evil so we can choose. In the last days however, Lord, you are going to eradicate evil. What is there to choose from then? I have faith there is an unforeseen reason.
- Thank you lord, for allowing hearts to be shattered and lives destroyed.
- Thank you Lord for creating the world in such a way that you knew sin would naturally follow. Ingenious!
- Thank you Lord, for being unseen at this most horrific time.
- Thank you Lord, for allowing people to threaten others with hell. It's really keeping me in line.
- Thank you Lord, for giving me AIDS through a blood transfusion. I have truly learned from this experience.
- Thank you Lord, for showing us stars that we will never reach. These are the last days, right?
- Thank you Lord, for creating me to worship you and do your will and not mine. Your slave loves you.
- Thank you Lord, for the natural wonders you manifest. Such as hurricanes, tornadoes, volcanoes, tsunamis and earthquakes. Even though they kill hundreds of thousands a year, I am certain it is your love in action.
- Thank you Lord, for giving me a husband you knew would cheat on me. I appreciate it so much.
- Thank you Lord, for giving me bad eyesight at birth. These spectacles are cool.
- Thank you Lord, for creating me blind. My other senses have grown quite acute. I guess that was your divine reason for doing such a deed. Thank you.
- Thank you Lord, for the starving people in the world. I'm confident that you are blessing them in some unforeseen way.
- Thank you Lord, for creating me without my permission. I guess I'll deal with it.
- Thank you Lord, for punishing all of mankind for the iniquities of Adam and Eve. You knew they would sin before you created them, so I'm certain that the evil in the world is just part of your goodness to us.